Wed, 5 July 2017
In this Dungeons and Dragons episode, the evil cultists have brought back the God of Incabulos! What will they do next? It's anyone's guess as all of Zyme starts gearing up for war. But there's a simple errand that needs running and it looks like the Shields' newest members are just the ones to take care of Site Seven. |
Fri, 23 June 2017
In this episode Al and Tony review the 1972 classic of cinema, The Godfather. Then they reminisce about 250 episodes of podcasts, and announce exciting new things ahead!
Direct download: The_Godfather_Movie_Review_-_HEP_250_-_The_Meta-Mafia.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:50am EST |
Wed, 21 June 2017
In this D&D Let's Play, it's time to learn more about the larger picture in this D&D let's play as the gang reunites with Pume Aman. They gear up for a new job and then it's on to adventure! |
Fri, 16 June 2017
![]() Al and Tony take on Frequently Asked Questions about Time Travel, a (duh) time travel movie from Britain. Then they talk about the week's trailers, and Albert whines about The Time Machine. Download it! Links: Great Illustrated Classics: The Time Machine
Direct download: Frequently_Asked_Questions_About_Time_Travel_Movie_Review_-_HEP_249_-_The_Bathroom_Boogie_Time_Machine.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:56am EST |
Fri, 9 June 2017
In this episode Tony and Al review Adam McKay's early foray into financial activist filmmaking The Other Guys. Then they talk about the week that was in trailers, and Albert gushes about the Captain Underpants movie. Links:
Direct download: The_Other_Guys_Movie_Review_-_HEP_248_-_Sliding_Scale.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:39am EST |
Wed, 7 June 2017
In this D&D Let's Play, our heroes poke around a cultists cave, deal with some bizarre monks, and head into the big city. |
Fri, 2 June 2017
In this episode the guys take on the Clive Barker adaptation, The Midnight Meat Train. Then they talk about the trailers of the week, and try to figure out what exactly is going on with Clive Barker.
Direct download: Midnight_Meat_Train_Movie_Review_-_HEP_247_-_The_Subways_of_Los_Angeles.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:29am EST |
Fri, 26 May 2017
Al and Tony take a look at John Carpenter's action classic Escape From New York. Then Albert gets fed up with the trailers this week, and Tony hates the idea of Rambo doing a Bollywood song and dance number.
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Direct download: Escape_From_New_York_Movie_Review_-_HEP_246_-_David_Chiang_is_Alive_and_Well.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:03am EST |
Wed, 24 May 2017
In this episode of D&D, our adventure begins to flesh out as our heroes discover more than they expected in the evil kobold's lair. |
Fri, 19 May 2017
In this episode Al and Tony talk about the starkly beautiful black and white film, The Eyes of My Mother. Then Albert says some really dumb stuff about Star Wars and Tony is not impressed with the Emoji Movie's latest trailer. Links:
Direct download: The_Eyes_of_My_Mother_Movie_Review_-_HEP_245_-_Sympathy_for_the_Emoji_Movie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:08am EST |
Fri, 12 May 2017
In this episode Al and Tony review The Prestige, Christopher Nolan's ripoff of 2006's The Illusionist. Then they talk about the many uses of hat cloning machines, and Tony is meh on the The Dark Tower trailer. Download! Subscribe! Links:
Direct download: The_Prestige_Movie_Review_-HEP_244-_Magic_Tesla.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:39am EST |
Wed, 10 May 2017
Our D&D adventure begins on an unassuming wagon ride with three strange strangers. Then Al does things. |
Fri, 5 May 2017
Al and Tony talk about Holland's only horror film ever, The Windmill. Then they talk the week in trailers and Tony gets a new musical instrument. Links
Direct download: The_Windmill_Movie_Review_-_HEP_243_-_The_Horror_of_the_Tulip_Cannibals.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:25am EST |
Fri, 28 April 2017
In this episode the guys review the critically acclaimed Grand Budapest Hotel. Then they research the possibility that Tom Hardy was Batman the whole time, and cover the coolest trailers of the week. Download it! Links:
Direct download: Grand_Budapest_Hotel_Movie_Review_-_HEP_242_-_Tom_Hardy_Moped_Cop.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:41am EST |
Thu, 20 April 2017
Tony and Al take on the new indie horror hotness, The Void. Then they talk about the week's coolest trailers, and Albert talks about a toy.
Direct download: The_Void_Movie_Review_-_HEP_241_-_The_First_National_Bank_of_SKREEONK.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:33pm EST |
Fri, 14 April 2017
Al and Tony are joined by Joe to talk about the ultra low budget "horror" film Killer Ants. Then they talk about some cool trailers from the week!
Links
Direct download: Killer_Ants_aka_Invicta_Movie_Review_-_HEP_240_-_By_Grandmas_For_Grandmas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:11am EST |
Fri, 7 April 2017
Al and Tony talk about the technical and artistic triumph known as Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Then they discuss what would happen if they became King of the Spiders, and cover the week that was in trailers. Links: King Arthur: Legend of the Sword - Giant Elephant Trailer Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Trailer 2 Annabelle Creation Trailer Teaser
Direct download: Who_Framed_Roger_Rabbit_Movie_Review_-_HEP_239_-_Spider_Law_is_Complicated.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:11am EST |
Fri, 31 March 2017
In this episode the guys tackle the Turkish horror film Baskin and try to make sense of it's dreamlike narrative. Then they talk about the week's trailers, and Albert shares a tale of video game HORROR. Links:
Direct download: Baskin_Movie_Review_-_HEP_238_-_The_Horror_of_Mario.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:41am EST |
Fri, 24 March 2017
In this episode Al and Tony review The Evil Within, the first and only film from amateur director and actual oil baron Andrew Getty. Then Tony tells a tale of Anomolycon and Albert does show and tell with his newest vinyl acquisition. Download it! Links:
Direct download: The_Evil_Within_Movie_Review_-_HEP_237_-_Talk_to_the_Hand.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:44am EST |
Fri, 17 March 2017
Al and Tony review the oddball comedy Nacho Libre. Tony tells the story of the worst dentist ever, and Albert can't find any place to buy the terrible music he craves. Links:
Direct download: Nacho_Libre_Movie_Review_-_HEP_236_-_Bubblegum_in_Your_Ears.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:54am EST |
Fri, 10 March 2017
The guys review the weird relationship comedy The Lobster. Then Albert worries about our increasingly sequestered modern existence, and Tony tells everyone how he REALLY feels about John C. Reilly. Links: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men are Worse at Telling Tales than Stephenie Meyer trailer
Direct download: The_Lobster_Movie_Review_-_HEP_235_-_I_Dont_Want_to_See_John_C._Reilly_Ever_Again.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:14am EST |
Mon, 6 March 2017
Tony is joined today by special guest Mike Dolce. They go deep on the new blockbuster hit Logan, get into comics, and more! Download it! Secrets of the Sire Info:
Direct download: Logan_Movie_Review_-_HEP_234.5_-_Special_Guest_Mike_Dolce_from_Secreits_of_the_Sire_Podcast.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:53pm EST |
Fri, 3 March 2017
![]() The guys review the Netflix original movie, I Don't Feel at Home in this World Anymore. Then Albert talks about weirdly colored foods, expresses his love of the new Kong Trailer, and Tony tries not to be sick. Links:
Direct download: I_Dont_Feel_at_Home_in_this_World_Anymore_Review_-_HEP_234_-_Based_on_a_True_Recipe.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:01am EST |
Fri, 24 February 2017
Al and Tony review the low budget horror film Cell Count. Then they talk about the only trailer worth talking about this week, and Albert touts the renaissance of the Syfy channel. Links:
Direct download: Cell_Count_Movie_Review_-_HEP_233_-_Tasmania_Takes_Charge.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:00am EST |
Fri, 17 February 2017
Al and Tony review the multithreaded story from director Guy Ritchie, Snatch. Then they review some of the week's trailers, and Albert talks about his plumbing problems. Links:
Direct download: Snatch_Movie_Review_-_HEP_232_-_Convolution.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:49am EST |
Fri, 10 February 2017
In this episode Al and Tony take a look at the in-depth war thriller Eye in the Sky. Then they try to envision the future of war, and talk about SOME of the week's trailers. Links: Only You Can Save Mankind by Terry Pratchett Life Trailer #3 (We shamefully forgot to mention how epic the reading of Goodnight Moon was in this trailer.) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Trailer #2
Direct download: Eye_in_the_Sky_Movie_Review_-_HEP_231_-_The_War_of_Rules.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:10am EST |
Fri, 3 February 2017
In this episode the guys review the Taika Watiti film Hunt for the Wilderpeople. Then they take viewer questions and discuss Ben Affleck stepping down as director of The Batman. Links: Flight of the Concords "Business Time"
Direct download: Hunt_for_the_Wilderpeople_Movie_Review_-_HEP_230_-_Affleckxit.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:34am EST |
Fri, 27 January 2017
Tony and Al review the Korean movie about zombies on a train, Train to Busan. Then they cover the week in trailers, and Albert goes off on The Bye Bye Man and the Oscars. Links:
Direct download: Train_to_Busan_Review_-_HEP_229_-_No_Kill_Zombie_Shelter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:20am EST |
Fri, 20 January 2017
In this episode the guys review the newest film from The Dirties director Matt Johnson Operation Avalanche. Then Albert whines about downer Disney shorts, and Tony chops off some fingers. Links: Walt Disney Animation Studios Short Films Collection CHIPs Trailer iBoy Trailer
Direct download: Operation_Avalanche_Movie_Review_-HEP_228-_Shoot_the_Moon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:10am EST |
Fri, 13 January 2017
In this episode Al and Tony tackle the original 1980 Friday the 13th movie, and ask how it fits into the franchise that it started. Then they talk about their favorite slashers, Albert shares how he broke his arm, and Tony reveals why his mom hates Carrie Fisher. Links: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon Gene Siskel's original Friday the 13th review
Direct download: Friday_the_13th_-_HEP_227_-_Rug_Money.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:09am EST |
Fri, 6 January 2017
In this episode Al and Tony take a look at 2006's critically acclaimed vision of a distopian future, Children of Men. Then they take viewer questions, and share their top ten films of the year. Links!
Direct download: Children_of_Men_Review_-_HEP_226_-_Just_Dont_Think_About_It.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:16am EST |