In this episode the guys review The Purge: Election Year. Then Albert talks about fire safety and Tony tells a story about a dildo and a whole bunch of burly dudes hitting each other for the pleasure of others. Apparently the dildo is the weird part of the story.

Dildo on the Field

Inferno

Inferno by Dan Brown

The Inferno by Dante Alighieri

Angels and Demons by Dan Brown

South Korean President controlled by Shaman

Kim Jong Un's wife missing for seven months

Angel Has Fallen

Big Game

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Al and Tony review the atmospheric horror cult classic Phantasm. Then Albert talks about reading to children, and the guys discuss Ryan Lochte's immortal dog.

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Extra-Life

Darling

Channel Zero: Candle Cove

Killer Ants (Invicta)

Frog and Toad Books

A Cure For Wellness trailer

Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 Trailer

Logan trailer

Crimson Peak

Godzilla 2 gets new director

How old is Ryan Lochte's dog?

 


In which Al and Tony take on the Hammer Horror classic Horror of Dracula! Then Albert nerds out about Godzilla, and then guys read some choice entries from the IMDB Parental Guides.

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Mothra Leo

Battra

Star Wars Rogue One Final Trailer

Dracula vs Frankenstein

Monster Squad

The Witch

The Cabinet of Doctor Caligary (2005)

Nosferatu (2016)

Woman sends pubic hair to Trump

Ouija: Origin of Evil

Phantasm Remastered

 

 

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In this episode Tony and Al talk about a streamy giallo film that pay tribute to Edger Allan Poe's The Black Cat, Your Vice is a Locked Room, and Only I have the KeyThen they argue about locker rooms, and talk about the best and worst trailers to hit this week.

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Extra Life Charity

L. Ron Hubbard

Scientology

Final Blackout

Fear

Hubbard's "Mission Earth" - the rest of the story by Robert Vaughn Young

"Dust Bunnies" by Tony Southcotte

Landmine Goes Click

Under the Shadow

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

Nathan for You

Get Out trailer


In this episode Al and Tony are joined by Ellie Ann to talk about Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas. Ellie shares news of her easy readers Kickstarter, and the gang discuss the deadliest movie of all time, Guardians of the Galaxy.

Castor's Easy Readers Kickstarter

Something Wicked This Way Comes By Ray Bradbury

Krampus: The Yule Lord by Brom

Saturnalia

Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key

 


In this, the final week of Viewers Choice Month, the guys take on of the most disgusting films they've ever encountered, Wetlands. Later they get political and recap the debate, and then they drop the skinny on all the latest and greatest movie trailers.

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The Magnificent Seven (2016)

Passengers trailer

Bye Bye Man trailer

Fences trailer

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In this episode the guys continue viewers choice month by taking a look at the twist heavy film The Perfect Host. Then Albert's dreams are crushed under the foot of a sort-of zombified dinosaur.

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Z-Rex: The Jurrasic Dead

Shin Godzilla

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla

North Korea bans sarcasm

8-bit guy: How Oldschool ROM Cartridges Worked

raskol

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Al and Tony take on the dreaded sequel to Pitch Perfect, Pitch Perfect 2! Exactly how much did Tony hate it? Also, the guys watch the Fifty Shades Darker trailer and record their reactions.

Fifty Shades Darker trailer

@N

Free Fire trailer

The IT Club (Moss on Countdown)

Suspense: "The House in Cypress Canyon"

The Rescue

Red Dawn (1984)

Red Dawn (2012)

I Am Not A Serial Killer

La La Land

 

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In this episode the guys finally review Sam Raimi's cult classic horror film, Evil Dead 2. Then they discuss the value of short films, and Albert gets excited about commercials.

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Ash vs the Evil Dead

"Lights Out" short film

VHS

ABCs of Death

Southbound

International Delight "I'm an Adult" commercial

Cabin in the Woods

Tucker and Dale vs Evil

John Dies at the End

28 Days Later

Spider-Man 2

The Quick and the Dead

A Simple Plan

The Ruins

Crime Wave

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In this episode, the guys check out an almost-forgotten 1977 indie film Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. Then, Albert geeks out about the new Rings Trailer, and Tony plans for the apocalypse.

 

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Rings Trailer

Elvis Lives!

Air Collision

The Writer's Arena

Condensation collector

Evaporation cooler