In this episode Al and Tony talk about the severely underrated cult Christmas classic Silent Night, Deadly Night. Then Albert is mad about words or some dumb thing, and Tony discusses the synchronicity of China's new social network.

 

Metropolis

The Testament of Doctor Mabuse

Darth Santa

Mary Sue

enormity definition

synchronicity definition

Elf on the Shelf

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Direct download: Star_Wars_Review.mp3
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In this episode the guys review the award winning Brazilian film City of God. Then they talk about early reactions to Star Wars, and get freaked out by sleep paralysis.

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Link:

Devin Faraci's Star Wars: The Force Awakens review

The Boy

Stanley Film Festival

Sleep paralysis

Shadow people

Direct download: HEP_-_171_-_Shadow_People_Dont_Like_Star_Wars.mp3
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In the latest episode the guys review the realistic revenge movie, Blue Ruin. Then they talk about guns, and Albert is confused by Once Upon a Time.

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Direct download: HEP_-_170_-_Paint_with_all_the_Colors_of_Revenge.mp3
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Al and Tony share their thoughts on the new holiday horror comedy, Krampus.

Direct download: HEP_-_169.5_-_Krampus_Review.mp3
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In this episode Tony and Al break down thriller/action/horror movie The Guest. Then the guys answer questions about which guests they'd like to have on the show (and in their homes), and Tony talks about his misadventures in dog-sitting.

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Links:

Stoker

Galavant

Google cardboard

Jessica Jones

Herodotus

 

Direct download: HEP_-_169_-_Sure_Blame_It_on_the_Dog.mp3
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In this episode the guys review the thriller The Gift. Then they try to figure out why Tony is so incredibly good looking and debate which poop is best for baking bread.

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Links

Blumhouse

The Guest

The Visit

Ezra Miller quote

Actual tweet someone sent in who is absolutely not Tony

Ezekiel bread

Direct download: HEP_-_168_-_Why_IS_Tony_So_Good_Looking.mp3
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Al and Jon review the newfangled 3d Peanuts movie and share their love of all things Charlie Brown.

Direct download: Human_Echoes_Podcast_-_167.5_-_The_Peanuts_Movie_Review.mp3
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In this episode the guys review David Cronenberg's body horror masterpiece, The Fly. Then they talk about how drunk you need to be to built a trebuchet, and Albert makes an embarrassing addition.

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Maps to the Stars

Eastern Promises

A History of Violence

13 Hours

Tesla coil

Trebuchet

WATER BEARS!

Direct download: HEP_-_167_-_Dont_Drink_and_Trebuchet_The_Fly_1986_review.mp3
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In this episode the guys review the heart-wrenching Netflix original Beasts of No Nation. Then they talk about ExtraLife, and get excited about new shows coming to Netflix. Netflix.

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Here it is in all it's sweet glory, served up hot just for you, our members.

 

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In this episode Al and Tony are joined by Kevin and Sobe from the Comic Noobs Podcast, as they review Blade, and talk about comic books. Then they discuss the recent report of human DNA being found in hot dogs, and wonder where it could have come from.

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Links:

John Dies at the End

This Book is Full of Spiders

Futuristic Violence in Fancy Suits

Human DNA found in hotdogs

 

Direct download: HEP_-_165_-_Hot_Dogs_Full_of_Teeth.mp3
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In this episode the guys close out Universal Monsters Month by reviewing the film that's certain to put 3d movies back in business, Creature From the Black Lagoon. In honor of Halloween Al carves a pumpkin. Then the guys discuss The Walking Dead (no spoilers) and martial arts movies.

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Links to things:

EXTRA LIFE!

Plantronics Headset

The Onion podcasting article

Alejandro Inarritu's The Revenant interveiw

Wuxia

The Raid

The Raid 2

Sharknado: Heart of Sharkness

 


In this episode Al and Tony talk about The Mummy (1932), and geek out about the Star Wars trailer with some POTENTIALLY SPOILER-Y speculation.

Links:

Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer #1

Lords of the Sith by Paul S. Kemp

Aftermath by Chuck Wendig

Lost Stars by Claudia Gray

 

Direct download: HEP_-_163_-_Not_the_Mummy.mp3
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In this episode the humane choes review another classic monster movie that is better than Dracula, Frankenstein. Then Tony celebrates the birth of his new niece, and the guys wonder what new monsters would deserve their own movies.

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Links

Bride of Frankenstein

Chistopher Nolan interview

Left Behind

Diabolique

Z Nation

 

 


Al and Tony talk with Jack Davis about Crypt TV, the internet company that's producing awesome off-beat content, and embracing all things weird.

Direct download: HEP_-_161.5_-_Interview_with_Crypt_TV_CEO_Jack_Davis.mp3
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In this episode Al and Tony crap all over the best known cinematic incarnation of Dracula. Then they talk about their trip to The Mile High Horror Film Festival, and include Godzilla for scale.

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Links:

Comic Noobs Podcast

Metropolis

Nosferatu

Starscream

Mile High Horror Film Festival Coverage

Stakeland

What We Do in the Shadows

Blade

Stoker

Varney the Vampire

Direct download: HEP_-_161_-_Vampire_Godzilla_For_Scale_Dracula_1931_Movie_Review.mp3
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In this podcast episode, Al and Tony take on The Wolfman (the 1941 original) and discuss lovable doofuses. Then they discuss weddings and linotypes and, as always, tackle your Twitter questions. There is also some talk of poop.

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Links:

Linotype

Caveman Coffee

Super Manly Wedding Stuff

The Wolfman (2010)

Brick Board

 

Direct download: HEP_-_160_-_Sheep_in_Wolfs_Clothing_The_Wolfman_Movie_Review.mp3
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In this episode Al and Tony try to recover from having just seen Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time. They're joined by Jen, Rocky Horror lover and toast thrower. Then they rank their favourite movies of the year so far, and Tony talks about meeting the real-life Walter White.

Links:

Comic Noobs Podcast

Jen's Awesome Shirts

Black Mirror

Bae of Pigs

Transformers Beast Wars

Libriomancer by Jim Hines

The Familiar: Book One

 

 

Direct download: HEP_-_159_-_Walter_White_in_Drag.mp3
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Al is joined by special Guest Hannah Elizabeth to talk about Timmy Failure: We Meet Again. And also Z Nation.

 
Direct download: HEP_-_158.5_-_Timmy_Failure_We_Meet_Again.mp3
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In this episode, the guys review the sci-fi classic Forbidden Planet for the third week of Viewers Choice Month (thanks for changing it up with this one guys). Then they answer viewer questions and try to figure out how King Kong could fight the new Godzilla.

Put it up on your view-plate now!

 

Links:

Star Wars Rebels

Z Nation

The Walking Dead

King Kong vs. Godzilla movie could be in the works

Pacific Rim 2 (Editors note: we had this discussion mere hours before we heard news that the movie had been "delayed indefinitely".)

Jet Jaguar (PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!)

The Visit

Green Inferno

Direct download: HEP_-_158_-_Invisible_King_Kong_vs_Space_Godzilla.mp3
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In which our heroes are revealed to be giant douchebags.

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Viewers choice month rolls on as the guys are forced to review Pitch Perfect. Does it qualify as a musical? Will Tony throw up? Does he even have a soul or a heart or anything?

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Chatroulette guy sings Wrecking Ball

Patch Town

Killer Mermaid

Al and Tony sing together

"When I'm Gone" (Anna Kendrick Cup Song)

The Fall

Brad Fiedel

Star Wars: Aftermath by Chuck Wendig

Terms of Enlistment by Marko Kloos

Direct download: HEP_-_157_-_A_Tale_of_Two_Pitches_Pitch_Perfect_Movie_Review.mp3
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In which former pit fighter Alex comes to town to repay her life-debt Johnny Shakespeare and win the heart of Brock “Tire Iron” Pitman

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In this episode the guys kick off viewers choice month with their review of the "classic" children's movie, Pippi on the Run. Then the guys debate whether it would be better to lose their sight or their hearing, and somewhere an angel gets his wings.

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Links:

Jon Jones campaign video for Pippi on the Run

Perfume

Viewers Choice Month

Knock Knock

Notch after Minecraft sale

Direct download: HEP_-_156_-_Fresh-Squeezed_Hobo_Glue_Pippi_on_the_Run_Movie_Review.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:36am EST

Joe, Tony, and Al dive back into Fiasco with a new playset, and this time they’re navigating the post apocalypse!

You can find the videos over on our youtube channel. Just do a search for Human Echoes and remember to subscribe!

Direct download: Lets_Play_Fiasco_The_Fallout_Part_1.mp3
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In this episode the guys review the movie that wants to be the creature feature for a new generation, The Movie Formerly Known as Stung. Then, Tony talks about get holes shot in his eyes with lasers pulses of energy, and Albert is excited for a new Asylum movie.

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Direct download: HEP_-_155_-_Youll_Put_Your_Eye_Out.mp3
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Everything comes together. Everything falls apart. Good thing we had those binoculars that could see ghosts.

Direct download: Fiasco_The_Supernatural_Files_Part_4.mp3
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In this episode, the guys dig into the creepy indie horror hit It Follows. Then Tony talks about the benefits of open relationships and Al gets a little bit uncomfortable.

Direct download: 154_out.mp3
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Three Investigators Rule!

Direct download: Fiasco_The_Supernatural_Files_Part_3.mp3
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In this episode the guys review the vampire comedy (it is really awesome we promise!) What We Do In the Shadows. Then Albert gets bit by wasps and Tony talks about a controversial judges decision in The Writer's Arena.

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Direct download: HEP_-_153_-_Vampire_Puns_Suck.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:18am EST

A drifter, a paranormal investigator, and a racist sheriff walk into a morgue…

Direct download: Fiasco_2_1.mp3
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In this episode Al and Tony review the best movie about the worst director, Ed Wood. Then they speculate on what movie set they would want to invade, and question the wisdom of the dark and gritty Little Women reboot.

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Links:

Nightmare of Ecstasy

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Mystery Science Theatre 3000

Intolerance

D. W. Griffith

Goat Simulator

Little Women reboot

They Live

 

Direct download: HEP_-_152_-_Future_Events_Such_As_These.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:32am EST

Al, Tony, and Joseph load up Tabletop Simulator and check out the game of unhinged storytelling, Fiasco.


Get the Supernatural Files playset for yourself here.

Direct download: Lets_Play_Fiasco_The_Supernatural_Files_Part_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:59pm EST

Danny Brophy and Tony take a moment to reflect on the life of wrestler, actor, and genuine bad ass Rowdy Roddy Piper. They examine the John Carpenter movie They Live, talk wrestling, and so much more.

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Direct download: HEP_-_151.5_-_They_Live_and_Remembering_Roddy_Piper.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:41pm EST

In this episode the guys review Weird Al's one and only foray into the world of film, the cult favourite UHF. Then Al talks about his experience with Andy Weir before he was famous, and Tony has nightmares about Viewers Choice Month (starting now!).

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Links:

"The Egg" by Andy Weir

The Fall

Primer

Upstream Color

The Familiar by Mark Z. Danielewski

Z Nation

Direct download: HEP_-_151_-_Weird_Al_Normal_Tony_UHF_Review.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:33am EST

In this episode the guys stumble on one of the greatest films of all time, Chinatown. Then Tony tells a tragic tale of tents...and wind, and Albert is a hipster about bad shark movies.

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Links to things:

Into the Storm

Mega Shark vs. Kolossus

Three Headed Shark Attack

Sharktopus vs Whalewolf

The Revenant trailer

Joe Teaches Albert Dwarf Fortress

UHF

 

Direct download: HEP_-_150_-_Cynical_Shark_Attack_Chinatown_Review.mp3
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Shrink happens.

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In this episode the guys review the best movie about vagina dentata you're ever going to see, Teeth. Then Albert talks about babies eating ice cream, Tony's car gets egged, and the guys get a lifetime supply of butterscotch pudding.

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Links:

Inkeepers

Batman v. Superman Trailer

Suicide Squad Trailer

Ant-Man

 

Direct download: Human_Echoes_Podcast_-149-_The_Butterscotch_Solution.mp3
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In this bonus episode of the podcast, Al and Tony take you on a murderous ride through the Delta Bi fraternity. This new movie, produced from the talented people at 5 Second Films, is a hilarious 80's horror parody. If you have a sick sense of humor or enjoy 80's slasher flicks, this movie is for you.

Download the podcast!

Watch the movie on PPV here!

Direct download: HEP_-_148_-_Dude_Bro_Party_Massacre_III_Review.mp3
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In this episode the guys review the Finnish action film, Big Game. Then they discuss cool extinct monsters that aren't dinosaurs, and Albert makes a public service announcement about urologists.

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Links:

"Watcher"House

Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf

Greece Bailout Indiegogo

Jupiter Ascending

Direct download: HEP_-_148_-_Day_of_the_Dick_Doctor_Big_Game_Movie_Review.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:53am EST

In this episode the guys go on a drive with Tom Hardy and settle their concrete and concrete-related problems with a review of Locke. Then they discuss potential movie adaptations and complain about wedge robots.

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Links:

The Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler

White Fang by Jack London

Animorphs

Boys Life by Robert McCammon

Pontypool

Mary Shelley

The Last Man

Frankenstein

The Mysteries of Udolpho by Anne Radcliffe

Battle Bots

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell (TV series)

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell by Susana Clark (Book)

Big Game Movie Trailer

 

Direct download: Human_Echoes_Podcast_-_147_-_The_Concrete_Bungle_Locke_Movie_Review.mp3
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In this episode the guys get biblical with Darren Aronofsky's Noah. Then Albert tells the story of the Worst Canoe Trip Ever, talks about what James Horner's life and passing meant to him, and Tony shares information about the wonders of dying from Ebola.

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Links:

James Horner dies

The Rocketeer Soundtrack

The Martian by Andy Weir

Hot Zone by Richard Preston

The Terror by Dan Simmons

Liminal States by Zack Parsons

Direct download: HEP_-_146_-_The_Arketeer_Noah_Movie_Review.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:08am EST

The Human Echoes Recap is live! On Sundays we will be covering every episode of True Detective Season 2.

 

In this recap Tony Southcotte, Albert Berg, and Danny Brophy give you an in depth look at The Western Book of the Dead, the first episode of the new season.

Will the new season measure up to season 1? Who is the real villain? Why all the emasculation? We try to answer these questions and more.

Listen in the player above or download it here.


In this episode the guys relive the 80's with a review of John Carpenter's cult classic Big Trouble in little China. Then Albert raves some more about Jurassic World, and the guys argue about books and covers.

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Links:

Pippi on the Run

The Martian by Andy Weir

Redemption in Indigo by Karen Lord

Entangled by Graham Hancock

Direct download: HEP_-_145_-_Riding_on_the_Pork_Chop_Express.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:53pm EST

Bonus Episode! Al and Tony review Jurassic World. Lots of discussion and no major spoilers. Make sure you see this movie!

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Jurassic-World-The-Game

Direct download: HEP_-_144.5_-_Jurassic_World_Review.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:53pm EST

This week Al and Tony review A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, and Al goes hipster on the Fallout 4 trailer. They also talk tabletop gaming and dig into super villain cats.

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Links:

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

Fallout 4 Trailer

Big Trouble in Little China Remake

  

Direct download: HEP_-_144_-_Hipsters_Gonna_Hate.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:20am EST

In this episode the guys dive into the dark underbelly of Hollywood with the indie horror film Starry Eyes. Then they discuss Kung Fury, and get weird with Fermat's Last Theorem.

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Links:

Diamond Joe Biden

American Ultra

Deathgasm

Cooties

Film Crit Hulk: Never Hate a Movie

Resolution

Kung Fury

Dr. McNinja

Trogdor

Munchkin

Axe Cop

Fermat's Last Theorem

Black Sheep

Direct download: HEP_-_143_-_Do_Dinos_Dream_of_Air_Conditioning.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:29am EST

In this episode the guys review Slow West, a western with debatable speed, but undeniable beauty. Then Tony talks about his experience at Denver Comic Con and Albert is mad at people who are mad at Jurassic World.

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Links:

3:10 to Yuma

Django Unchained

Denver Comic Con

The Writer's Arena

"Big Driver" by Steven King

Bing

The Hateful Eight

Jurassic World

A Topiary

 

Direct download: HEP_-_142_-_Sexy_Killer_Lightbulb_Cosplay.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:20am EST

In this episode the guys discuss recent indie hit Ex Machina. Then Albert talks about his dieting problems and the guys discuss weird food.

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Links:

Dad Bod

Slow West

Helen Keller vs Nightwolves

FDR: American Badass

Killer Pinata

 

Direct download: HEP_-_141_-_Day_of_the_Dad_Bod.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:06am EST

Because we love you all, we made a bonus episode to review George Miller's kick ass new movie Mad Max: Fury Road. This is mostly spoiler free plot wise but we do talk about some details. GO SEE THIS MOVIE!

Direct download: HEP_-_141.5_-_Mad_Max_Review.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:32pm EST

In this episode Al and Tony review the awesome exploitation film, Bring Me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman. Then they talk about the new direction of Game of Thrones, and ponder why so many remakes are bad.

 

 

 

Links:

The Equalizer

John Wick sequel

Film Crit Hulk AMA

Birth.Movies.Death

Road Wars


 

In this episode the guys discuss the crazy-pants Japanese parody movie Karate-Robo Zaborgar (available currently on Netflix) with guest host Brantley Heaton! Then Tony gives the after action report on the Stanley Film Festival, and Albert gripes about Avengers: Age of Ultron.

 

 

Or download the audio edition here.

Links:

Cooties

Sun Choke

Final Girls

Final Girl no "s"

Dead Silence

How Star Wars Conquered the Universe by Chris Taylor

Karyn Kusama

Leigh Whannell

Direct download: HEP_-_139_-_Tentacle-Boob_Cyborg_Lady_GO.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:03am EST

In this episode the guys review the home invasion slasher horror film You're Next. Then Albert talks about perfume commercials and car repair, and Tony heads off to the Stanley Film Festival.

[We apologize for the audio quality in this one. Albert's mic was not plugged in, so the audio captured was from his webcam instead.]

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Or download the audio edition here.

Links:

Stanley Film Festival

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

Cranking

Sleepaway Camp

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Things John Snow Knows subreddit

Direct download: HEP_-_138_-_No_Slapstick_Elves.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:19am EST

In this episode the guys are disappointed by Sharknado. Then Albert is disappointed with New Orleans. And Tony is disappointed with Superman.

Not gonna lie, this podcast is a little rant-y.

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Or download the audio version of the podcast here.

Links:

The only things we talked about worth linking to were the Star Wars trailer and the Batman v. Superman trailer. If you haven't seen those yet, you may not even understand what a link is. Let's start at the beginning: the glowing thing in front of you is a computer...

Direct download: HEP_-_137_-_Bantha-man_v._Ewoknado.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:52am EST

In this rousing press conference, Danny Brophy and Thomas A. Mays go head to head for linquistic superiority before their bout. They discuss preparation, tactics, and just what they think the other's writing can be put into and used for.

 

Be sure to check out TheWritersArena.com on 4/20 for more info!

 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:29am EST

In the episode the guys break down the creature-feature comedy Big-Ass Spider! Then the guys discuss how great men are made, and Albert drops some weird bible knowledge.

Watch the video version of the podcast here!

Or download the audio edition here!

Links:

Wolfcop

Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies

Coral Castle

AIDS kills cancer?

The Writer's Arena

Inside Llewyn Davis

Horns

 

 

Direct download: HEP_-_136_-_Love_in_the_Time_of_Hemorrhoids.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:04am EST

In this episode the guys continue B-movie month by talking about Mercenaries, a female led action film from the Asylum. Albert talks about the trials and tribulations of vacationing with tiny humans, and the guys discuss the upheaval orchestrated at this years Hugos by Sad Puppies. Then Tony reveals he has not yet seen any of the good Fast and Furious movies.

(due to technical issues there is no video for the podcast this week.)

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Links:

Coral Castle

Sad Puppies

Furious 7

[Maybe there were more links. I do not know. Technically, I am still on vacation.]

Direct download: HEP_-_135_-_Vaginas_Violence_and_Vacation.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:43am EST

On this week's show Al and Tony talk about travel, unrequited love, and castle building. After that, they take a dive into P-Rex infested waters and review Poseidon Rex. Shlock month continues! 

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Links:

Coral Castle

Bishop's Castle

Poseidon Rex

Man Takes Wells Fargo to Court, Wins

Anne McDaniels

Anne McDaniels. Indulgent picture achieved.
Anne McDaniels. Indulgent picture achieved.
Direct download: HEP_-_134_-_Your_P-Rex_is_in_Another_Castle.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:36am EST

In this episode the guys review the 2014 horror-drama-thriller-romance film Nightcrawler. Then Tony gets photoshopped and Albert gets pictures of other men's genitals.

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Links:

3d Laser Printers

Demetri Martin

Star Wars: A New Hope novelization

Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back novelization

Chuck Wendig to write Star Wars: Aftermath

Direct download: HEP_-_133_-_Dick._Pics._Nightcrawler_Movie_Review.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:05am EST

In this special bonus episode, Al and Tony take on Jordan Rubin's Zombeavers. They break down the excellent cast, the broest bros to ever bro, as well as zombified beaver puppets. It's an excellent horror / comedy romp and you should check it out VoD on amazon or see it in theaters.

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Remember to review and subscribe!

Direct download: HEP_-_132.5_-_Zombeavers_Review.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:15am EST

In this episode the guys discuss The Taking of Deborah Logan, a horror film with found footage that isn't completely useless! Then they discuss the passing of Terry Pratchett and argue about which of them would make the best pie.

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Links:

Wilkinson Sword razors

Dollar Shave Club

Killer Pinata

Friday the 13th

Tomb Raider

Rhianna Pratchett

Tim Burton to direct live action Dumbo

Frozen 2 announced

Direct download: HEP_-_132_-_Shouting_in_the_Library_of_Lost_Memories.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:17am EST

On this week's show, Al and Tony experiment with video podcasting, review the movie Predestination, and get their tech support horror stories on. After that, they answer your questions. 

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Links:

Predestination

Monster Energy Drink Lady

Giant Pink Bunny in Space

Trailer #3 for The Avengers

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Direct download: HEP_-_131_-_Troubleshooting_the_Time_Machine.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:37am EST

In this episode the guys review the lackluster tones of Horns while discussing the difficulties of adapting films from books. Then they discuss restaurants that want to deliver your mail, and robots that want to deliver your food.

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Links:

Locke

Digging Up the Marrow

Zombinator

Under the Skin

Mission Impossible 5 ending rewrite

Rob Schrab to direct Lego Movie 2

Waffle House mail

Tacocopter

Direct download: HEP_-_130_-_Lobstercopterpocalypse.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:43am EST

In this episode the guys chat with scientifically-inclined author Thomas Mays about the scientifically-hilarious movie Armageddon. Then they discuss the best ways for humans to go fast in space and talk about the stories that the their science (mostly) right.

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Links:

Direct download: HEP_-_129_-_Scientifically_In-credible_Armageddon_Movie_Review.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:11am EST

This week Danny Brophy and Tony take on the film Guyver, talk about awesome suits and terrible acting, and ruminate on Sci Fi books. After that, Brophy goes on an insane rambling journey of movie knowledge that would impress everyone at IMDB. This episode has coarser language than usual, so watch your sensitive little ears.

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Guyver (Full Movie)

Neill Blomkamp’s New Alien Movie

25 Spectacular Science Fiction Books 

Direct download: HEP_-_128_-_Replaced_in_the_Sequel.mp3
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Bonus Episode! Al and Tony take on the new spy thriller Kingsman: The Secret Service. Hint: It blew their minds.

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Direct download: HEP_-_127.5_-_Kingsman_The_Secret_Service_Review.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:22am EST

In this episode the guys travel to the mushroom kingdom to talk about the most infamous video game adaptation of all time, Super Mario Brothers. Then they marvel at the IMDB bio of B-movie actress Anne McDaniels, and discuss writing for The Writers Arena.

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Direct download: HEP_-_127_-_The_Democratic_Republic_of_Fungus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:27am EST

In this episode the guys discuss Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead, the English-language sequel to the madcap Norwegian film that codified the Nazi Zombie genre. Then Tony waxes exceeding eloquent on the true source of our fear of zombies, and Al yells about missed opportunities in zombie rom-coms.

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Direct download: HEP_-_126_-_A_Spotters_Guide_to_the_Dead.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:56am EST

In this episode the guys take a look at The French Connection an old school film, that played with and deconstructed many action movie tropes before many of those tropes were popular. Then Albert talks about fulfilling his long-time dream of lifting heavy objects without doing any real work, and the guys discuss some Oscar snubs and nominees.

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Z Nation

Birdman

 

Direct download: HEP_-_125_-_Sweet-Beats_and_Stoney_Cow_Murder_Investigators.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:04am EST

In this episode the guys talk with the awesome maker of stuff and things Ellie Ann about her new fantasy mashup book Slice of Life. Then they take listener questions and discuss the challenges and difficulties of succeeding creatively in the digital age.

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Direct download: HEP_-_124_-_The_Sausage_and_How_it_is_Made.mp3
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In this episode the guys lose sleep over the oft-overlooked Christopher Nolan film Insomnia. Then Albert is irrationally angry at Boyhood, and Tony talks about sleep deprived hallucinations.

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Boy's Life by Robert McCammon

Boyhood

Direct download: HEP_-_123_-_Critics_in_the_Fog.mp3
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In this episode the guys join the cult of Ti West as they talk about his found-footage horror film The Sacrament. Then Albert talks about ten years at Walmart and complains about crazy people on Facebook.

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Direct download: HEP_-_122_-_Plug_Nickle_Prophets.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:55am EST

In this episode the guys meet a monster from Norse mythology as they review Ragnarok. Then the guys discuss the highs and lows of Christmas, and argue over which would make a better super-hero: coffee or bacon?

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Direct download: HEP_-_121_-_Bacon_Man_vs._The_Caffeine_Crusader.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:22am EST

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